THE SECOND GIRL LOOKED LITERALLY 12 BEFORE MAKEUP
do you ever try to say something funny or make a joke and nobody laughs and you feel like not talking for the next 2974275904 years
i hate crying in front of people so if i have ever cried in front of you, yes it does kinda mean you’re important but mostly it means it was a terrible accident that i will regret forever
‘Going to bed’ means switching from my computer to my phone and spending another hour mobile blogging in the dark
I wonder if any of my friends had a crush on me but then got to know me and were like “haha no, dodged a bullet there.”
whenever i’m sad I think to myself that somewhere in the world this cute little puppy wearing pyjamas and little ducky slippers is out there
and then I’m not sad anymore
IT’S SO HARD WHEN YOU’RE IN A CUDDLY MOOD AND DON’T HAVE ANYONE TO CUDDLE WITH THIS IS AN OUTRAGE
I don’t feel bad for guys who get “friendzoned”
I feel bad for the girls who get harassed for months and are only treated kindly with the thought that the guy will get something out of it.
"i’m dreaming of a white christmas" i sing to myself in the 30 degree australian heat
don’t waste your time around people who shun you for saying groovy
Remember in the 90’s there used be a room in your house that was called the “computer room”.
Living with a dog is like having a furry drunk person following you around all the time.